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Enough fighting the inevitable, trying to go against who, or what I am. Enough obfuscating the truth behind what is quite frankly crappy codes or awful allegories. It's time that I told you all the truth about me and my odd existence. A long time ago there was a man in the void. This void was expansive and was mostly inhabited with creatures what could be called "nightmares". All of humanities fears and malice unspoken was made manifest there. But for every evil there must be a good, and for every darkness a light must exist. But in this world there was another force as well. That of balance. As it turns out aside from the being born in the void part I'm none of those. Maybe I was just there to stand witness to that all. Hell if I know. All that matters, is that I'm here now and that it's time that there's some vidya games to be played. Also gelatin to wiggle.
The real "FAQ"
The real "FAQ"
So, what's up with the gelatin and bagel sandwich?
A: Well, upon being pulled out of the void that was my first meal, and it was nice
When were you born?
A: August 30 As for the year, time flows differently where I'm from, so I usually just state when I was pulled from my world and place in yours.
How much do you weight?
A: 10 feet tall
Why did you come here
A: I still have yet to find my purpose in being in this place but when I was in the void I saw...nevermind
What kind of hobbies do you have?
A: A lot of them! Cooking, reading, listening to music, and generally learning more about this world. It's a beautiful place.
Why do you say uhh or umm and why are you bad at speaking?
A: You see, the void did not have any sort of language that was meaningful. So I had to learn to speak what is referred to as English. Sometimes my thoughts are kind of filter through void-speak so it comes out wrong . Thanks for understanding.
Why did you scatter all of this info about you all across the web?
A:Well, I didn't have much choice in the matter unfortunately.
Wait weren't you that guy who ran that gelatin ad?
A: Oh, yeah. I did that. Fun times, might run more like it soonish.
So, how did you come up with this idea?
A: I know a bit about a wide range of things, and I wanted to learn more about how to do this sort of thing. I'm glad I did.
With all of that out of the way, when's your debut?
A: Well, there's one last secret to uncover. But, seeing how you found all this it I can leave it in your hands. As soon as that's done, my debut will follow shortly.
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